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So a CEO, a web programmer and an SEO expert are on a desert island.
And the SEO expert says, “You guys, I’m so thirsty. Is there anything to drink?”
And the CEO says, “I just drank the last of my water 30 minutes ago.”
And the web programmer says, “I have plenty of water, a true abundance, but I won’t give any to you. Because, you are the worst. I hate you with every fiber of my being. Your very existence is an inherent refutation of the basic concept of quality workmanship and craft. Every additional second you remain on this planet is a deep, personal offense to me.”
Then the SEO expert died slowly and painfully of thirst, and over the next several days his body slumped, shriveled and shrank as his organs collapsed upon themselves with a hissing sound while the CEO and web programmer sat and stared. And the sun set, and rose, and set again.
THE END
WHAT? — CEO and web programmer had have the dead SEO for lunch :D
sheesh.
a CEO is no better than a SEO, and the web programmer should just thanks his gods that the worst insult to humanity that he’s experienced is… a SEO.
:P
Go Sox!
so beautiful
So … Where’s the part of the joke that says “And the Associate Producer once again hit refresh on Google for the 500th time to see exactly what the rankings were now for the television recap page even though the SEO guy had been dead for nigh on a month now.”
This is by FAR the greatest thing I’ve read all week!