Man, I Love the Internet (Part 2 in a series)

March 22nd, 2009

Creation Science

From the comments ona blog post about Creationists that don’t quite understand what science is but are claiming to use it comes this shining Internet gem:

BIG MACK Says:
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:14 am

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EGOTISTICAL PERSON’S BLOG… HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT LIFE…………. BUT CONTENDS THAT HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. THEY ALL DO. SO YOUNG, SO FOOLISH. THE MOON EFFECTS / AFFECTS EVERYTHING.

7 Responses to “Man, I Love the Internet (Part 2 in a series)”

  1. Sarah says:

    The moon!!! of course. Ah, It’s so clear now, I don’t know how I never made the connection before.

    Atheists ARE werewolves!

  2. Joshua says:

    Atheist? You think the poster has some sort of coherent philosophy like atheism?

  3. Sarah says:

    Far from coherent.

    but he obviously used the scientific method to discover werewolvism.

  4. Joshua says:

    I want to start a church called Scientific Werewolfism.

  5. Sarah says:

    That sounds great. But listen, Tom Cruise is going to be all over this thing if we don’t keep it on the down low and he will seriously compromise the legitimacy factor of Scientific Werewolfism.

  6. Joshua says:

    What?

    Shit.

    I mean, I already called him.

  7. Seth says:

    ATHEISM / ETHEISM