Top 5 ploys to get people to your website

April 14th, 2008


#5: Top 5 lists

#4: Top 50 lists

#3: Top 3 lists

#2: Top 20 lists

#1: Top 10 lists

  • jimmy

    Top 5 lists are definitely in the top 10 on my list of top 20 reasons why I should start carving up motherfuckers’ bellies with a letter opener.

  • Rachel

    I read Jimmy’s comment as “I should start carving up motherfuckers’ bellies with an open letter.”

    I’m waiting to see “To Whom Motherfuckers It May Concern:” in the “Letters” section of my local paper.

  • Evan

    Hitler.