romney strapped a dog to his car roof

January 6th, 2008

No, but seriously, Mitt Romney once strapped his poor dog to the fucking roof of his car, and drove for 12 hours, and the dog was so terribly, gut-wrenchingly afraid that it pooped itself the whole time, and Mitt Romney thought that was a super-duper, a-ok thing to do.

I wouldn’t put a guy like that in charge of a car wash drive-thru, never mind an ideologically divided country teetering on the edge of complete social collapse. Why are we even pretending this douche is a viable candidate?


4 Responses to “romney strapped a dog to his car roof”

  1. cauley says:

    EXCELLENT photo. And I’m loving this flurry of posts.

  2. Tom says:

    Very nice. I would have chose Palantine though.

  3. Justin says:

    Wow. What An Asshole.

  4. Nick says:

    Having the dog on the roof while going through the car wash would save a lot of time. But this begs the question: “Does Rex need a clearcoat protectant?”