Comments on: ask ldopa: belts

By: motherfrakking snakes in the closet. — concordokken

motherfrakking snakes in the closet. — concordokken — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 18:39:17 +0000

[...] someoneasked about how to best organise them motherfrakking [...]

By: cauley

cauley — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 17:40:49 +0000

Connect the belts end to end. Roll them all up on a hose roller, dispense as needed.

Study the Dark Arts. Turn the belts into snakes, saving your favorite belt for last. Upon the last, favorite belt, lay a charm making it a larger, more ferocious snake; it will devour the others. Invest in a large terrarium, many rodents.

NOTE: Remember to learn the snake-to-belt charm first!

By: Voice 0'Reason

Voice 0'Reason — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:20:09 +0000

When I was your age, I had to share a single belt with my entire family! You damn kids today with your closets full of belts, your Fruit-Stripe-Zebra-piss soda and your dime-bag-hiding sneakers! Someone oughta take a belt to ya!

Hey, waitaminnit…

By: Carrie

Carrie — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:21:30 +0000

Those bikini women that come with the belts are for holding them for you. Or alternatively you drape the belts over the trophy that came with them. Whichever.

By: cauley

cauley — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:05:26 +0000

Wear them around your legs at all times. Problem solved!

By: ben

ben — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:25:17 +0000

own less belts. you only need two.

By: Evan

Evan — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:42:42 +0000

The best way I've found to organize belts over the years is with a tie hanger. Now the one linked there is nothing like the one I have. You can pretty much find them at any organization store or even Target. I prefer the less bulky ones.

By: concordokken

concordokken — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Since someoneaskedabout how to best organise them motherfrakking snakes. I roll each belt up and close the loop with with the end of whichever side of the belt is the loose end. — I prefer to roll the belt together by starting with the buckle facing inwards and going