ask ldopa: belts
Dear ldopa,
How the hell do you organize belts? I have a bunch of them in my closet that leap out like deadly cobras when I open up the closet door.
~Jeff
Dear ldopa,
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Dear ldopa,
How the hell do you organize belts? I have a bunch of them in my closet that leap out like deadly cobras when I open up the closet door.
~Jeff
The best way I’ve found to organize belts over the years is with a tie hanger. Now the one linked there is nothing like the one I have. You can pretty much find them at any organization store or even Target. I prefer the less bulky ones.
own less belts. you only need two.
Wear them around your legs at all times. Problem solved!
Those bikini women that come with the belts are for holding them for you. Or alternatively you drape the belts over the trophy that came with them. Whichever.
When I was your age, I had to share a single belt with my entire family! You damn kids today with your closets full of belts, your Fruit-Stripe-Zebra-piss soda and your dime-bag-hiding sneakers! Someone oughta take a belt to ya!
Hey, waitaminnit…
Connect the belts end to end. Roll them all up on a hose roller, dispense as needed.
OR
Study the Dark Arts. Turn the belts into snakes, saving your favorite belt for last. Upon the last, favorite belt, lay a charm making it a larger, more ferocious snake; it will devour the others. Invest in a large terrarium, many rodents.
NOTE: Remember to learn the snake-to-belt charm first!
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