ask ldopa: belts


Dear ldopa,

How the hell do you organize belts? I have a bunch of them in my closet that leap out like deadly cobras when I open up the closet door.

~Jeff

8 Responses to “ask ldopa: belts”

  1. Evan Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 1:42 am

    The best way I’ve found to organize belts over the years is with a tie hanger. Now the one linked there is nothing like the one I have. You can pretty much find them at any organization store or even Target. I prefer the less bulky ones.

  2. ben Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 10:25 am

    own less belts. you only need two.

  3. cauley Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    Wear them around your legs at all times. Problem solved!

  4. Carrie Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Those bikini women that come with the belts are for holding them for you. Or alternatively you drape the belts over the trophy that came with them. Whichever.

  5. Voice 0'Reason Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 6:20 am

    When I was your age, I had to share a single belt with my entire family! You damn kids today with your closets full of belts, your Fruit-Stripe-Zebra-piss soda and your dime-bag-hiding sneakers! Someone oughta take a belt to ya!

    Hey, waitaminnit…

  6. cauley Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    Connect the belts end to end. Roll them all up on a hose roller, dispense as needed.

    OR

    Study the Dark Arts. Turn the belts into snakes, saving your favorite belt for last. Upon the last, favorite belt, lay a charm making it a larger, more ferocious snake; it will devour the others. Invest in a large terrarium, many rodents.

    NOTE: Remember to learn the snake-to-belt charm first!

  7. concordokken Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    links from TechnoratiSince someoneaskedabout how to best organise them motherfrakking snakes. I roll each belt up and close the loop with with the end of whichever side of the belt is the loose end. — I prefer to roll the belt together by starting with the buckle facing inwards and going

  8. motherfrakking snakes in the closet. — concordokken Says:
    September 2nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm

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