Comments on: x-13d

By: Your Taste Bud

Your Taste Bud — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:18:11 +0000

These Doritos do not just taste like a cheeseburger…. They taste like a Big Mac. If you disagree, buy them both and prepare to flip flop. The special sauce, pickles, the aftertaste, its all there. “I need a double-cheeseburger and hold the lettuce, don’t be frontin’ son no seeds on the bun….”

By: Kerri's Friends

Kerri's Friends — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 21:07:00 +0000

[...] http://ldopa.net/2007/05/29/x-13d/Don’t be fooled — the cryptically named, virally-marketed “X-13D” black-bag Doritos are wicked crazy exciting! if you’re wicked crazy excited by the explosive taste of: mustard. [...]

By: Jesse

Jesse — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:18:34 +0000

I expanded my experiment:

http://www.foodaism.net/2007/06/06/the-x-13d-challenge/

By: Foodaism » Blog Archive » The X-13D Challenge

Foodaism » Blog Archive » The X-13D Challenge — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:15:41 +0000

[...] by another blog posting, I bought a bag of the fabled X-13D chips. This was in fact the best $3.50 I have ever [...]

By: Carrie

Carrie — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:50:12 +0000

The ‘M’ in MSG stands for Magic.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:46:20 +0000

I bought a bag at work, mostly to see what happens. Almost everyone guesses they are “big mac” flavored. Out of the ~20 people who have tried them, all but one think they’re gross. The weird part is, most everyone goes back for more, after admitting they don’t like them. So maybe they’re crack & big mac flavored?

By: Carrie

Carrie — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:21:52 +0000

I have heard a second report that these are indeed disgusting.

By: Voice0Reason

Voice0Reason — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:46:34 +0000

“I liked Crystal Pepsi, and I like mustard.”

Shoot, mix ‘em in a blender with some ice, and you’ve got the start of a truly revolting drink!

“Get it, Name it, Taste it.”

Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard THAT…

By: Sidereal

Sidereal — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:11:47 +0000

I can’t tell you how excited I am about this product, due to the restrictions of my probation.

By: Carrie

Carrie — Wed, 30 May 2007 14:39:52 +0000

You know I excel at eating things you don’t like. Give them to me.

By: Voice0Reason

Voice0Reason — Tue, 29 May 2007 23:07:45 +0000

Jeff, we needs to get you some good mustard, if you equate mustard with big ol’ gobs o’ saliva. (I hardly need point out that the Nazis compared mustard to saliva. I’m jus’ sayin’!)

I’ll take your word for it that the Doritos are nasty, though, ’cause they probably don’t use decent mustard, i.e., the kind of mustard that makes “Mrs. V0R” roll her eyes and ask herself, “What is it with my husband and all the jars of gourmet mustard?”

Did I compare you to the Nazis yet? Um, yeah I guess so…

By: cauley

cauley — Tue, 29 May 2007 15:02:25 +0000

It’s just like you Americans to shuck your right to vote. Don’t you care what this bag of chips is marketed as? I haven’t tasted them, but my name vote will now be, “DUDE, it’s a CHEESEBURGER” Flavor Doritos, regardless.

By: Kerri

Kerri — Tue, 29 May 2007 13:47:21 +0000

Try ‘em again. It’s not JUST mustard. It’s mustard, ketchup, pickles, cheese, and smoke-flavor — DUDE, it’s a CHEESEBURGER flavored bag of Doritos.

If those things don’t taste like a Burger King burger, they don’t taste like anything.

By: Conventional Napalm

Conventional Napalm — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Mustard flavored chips are hilarious to me for some reason