all food will be eaten this way in the future

August 28th, 2006

E4B

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I find it difficult to get five servings of fruit every day. If only somebody could mix them all together, peel them, puree them, pasteurize them and package them in a colorful, Japanese-designed, vacuum-sealed squeezable bag with a little resealable straw-like nozzle at the top.

That would be awesome.

Well, somebody has done all that. I am absolutely in love with e4b’s fruit purees. To the extent that my friends suspect I am working for the company. Which I am not. I just feel passionately about this particular fruit puree product. They’re all natural, no sugar added and completely delicious. They come in 5 different flavors, but the Pear Caramel flavor (made with 1/2 a pear, 1 apple, 1/2 banana) is my favorite.

Mark my words: all food will be eaten this way in the future.

10 Responses to “all food will be eaten this way in the future”

  1. Gene says:

    LOVE that packaging design!
    Now, dammit, why don’t they sell it in California? So much easier than, you know, picking it off the tree in the backyard.

  2. Joshua says:

    Vivat Slavko!

  3. Jon Land says:

    I’m too lazy to drink through a straw, do they make this in an IV bag?

  4. Jon says:

    It actually is suspiciously like an IV bag. If you hang it upside down and hook it up to your arm, I just assume it will work. I mean, why wouldn’t it?

  5. Leo says:

    5 servings? Sorry, but WTF? I know you need 400 grams of fruit a day. So 5 servings means more or less eating 5 strawberries…5 apples are easily 1 kilogram…

    In The Netherlands they recommend 2 servings a day. 2 real servings, like, 2 apples.

  6. Carrie says:

    The U.S. National Institutes of Health list serving sizes on their food exchange list. One cup of fresh berries = one small apple = one serving.

  7. Joshua says:

    Well, obviously that’s because Americans are 2.5 times the volume of the Dutch.

  8. Jon Land says:

    Jon, I’m too lazy to turn things upside down. I need them pre-rotated for me. For the record, I’m not typing this, my secretary is. (Hi everyone! – Jon’s Secretary) I’m currently in my fetal fluid aquarium hovering and communicating telepathically with my secretary. (That’s me!) I hope she doesn’t realize I’m too lazy to write her a check for her work. (WHAT!?!?)

  9. Carrie says:

    All food will be eaten this way in the future? MMMMMM… delicious potato and meat gravy bag.

  10. Carrie says:

    e4b’s description of bananas (which are in all the flavors except for kiwi) concludes this way:

    “… and because they have very many carbon hydrates, they are very nutritious.”