make money the jennifer way


MY GIRLFRIEND HAS DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO MAKING MONEY FAST!


DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE MONEY IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME? IT’S OSTENSIBLY TRUE!


YOU CAN MAKE MONEY SIMPLY BY LEAVING DRAWERS AND CABINETS OPEN AROUND YOUR HOUSE. DON’T BELIEVE ME? CHECK OUT THESE PICS!


MY GIRLFRIEND’S 3-STEP PLAN FOR FINANCIAL FREEDOM:

  • STEP 1: LEAVE DRAWERS AND CABINETS OPEN AROUND THE HOUSE.
  • STEP 2: ??? “THE MYSTERY STEP” ???
  • STEP 3: PROFIT!!!


SEND NOW FOR DETAILS ON “THE MYSTERY STEP” WHERE ALL WILL BE REVEALED, AND POST YOUR OWN $$$ MONEY MAKING $ECRET$!!! IN THE COMMENTS AREA BELOW!!!

-JEFF

10 thoughts on “make money the jennifer way”

  1. JEFF’S 3-STEP PLAN FOR BEING DUMPED BY GIRLFRIEND:

    • STEP 1: COMPLAIN ABOUT EXTREMELY MINOR FAULTS THROUGH SARCASTIC, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE HARANGUES POSTED TO INTERNET
    • STEP 2: …
    • STEP 3: …
  2. It actually works!!! My roommate followed the “Make Money the Jennifer Way” Plan and it works! He lfet the back door to our apartment wide open and someone came in and stole my TV. You see, someone can make money with this plan… except me.

  3. You forgot the part about how I supplement my income by using a new, clean water glass each time I want a glass of water. It makes less money per unit than leaving drawers open, but over time I’ve been able to afford this small tropical island where I live, surrounded by single-use water glasses and coconut trees and miles and miles of clear blue water.

  4. Jennifer- wow, my roommate harnesses the same power of the single use water glass. DO you leave them around the house to channel the flow of the Fung Shui spirits of water? Or are you experiencing ‘Signs’ of an alien invasion? “Swing Away!”

  5. I really don’t see it as a spiritual thing at all, although I really respect people who aren’t into the whole water-glass-leaving-around thing for commercial purposes.

    For me, though, it’s strictly about the money.

  6. I’m pretty sure this Money Making Plan doesn’t work, because if leaving drawers and doors open was profitable, I’d be the Warren Buffet of slobs.

  7. I’ve got it all set up now at my place. I am going to have so much money, I mean so… many… bruises.

  8. just pimp your wife out to the highest bidder, you’ll be rich in no time,

    call it the cash-flow spread, make her earn it on her knees

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