riding the core revolution

Saddle up, kids. Now you can buck common sense, all logic AND your hips at the same time. Don’t forget to “see it in action” – group scenes of the elderly and out of shape rockin’ and tiltin’ their pelvises always promises to be a good time.
You know, I would actually be interested in this if one minor adjustment were made to it. A well-placed saddle horn, if ya get my drift.
And I think you do.
Finally! Some sexy innuendo!
From a lady!
Sorry, Joshua.
I don’t get it.
Neither do I. My bad.
Oh! I get…
No, wait. I don’t.
OHHH!
I don’t think I understand Sarah… I thought the horn would be made to stop drift.