Brock Samson: You didn’t tell me Sasquache was a… a dude.
Steve Summers: What, you couldn’t tell?
Brock Samson: Not until I had to…
[shudders]
Brock Samson: shave him.
Steve Summers: What are you, shy? Sasquache doesn’t have anything you haven’t seen before.
Brock Samson: Sasquache IS something I haven’t seen before!
June 24th, 2006 at 10:36 am
Brock Samson: You didn’t tell me Sasquache was a… a dude.
Steve Summers: What, you couldn’t tell?
Brock Samson: Not until I had to…
[shudders]
Brock Samson: shave him.
Steve Summers: What are you, shy? Sasquache doesn’t have anything you haven’t seen before.
Brock Samson: Sasquache IS something I haven’t seen before!
… go team venture!
June 26th, 2006 at 2:08 am
I am rather fond of this exchange between two of The Monarch’s Henchman:
No. 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males! That implies a species that lays eggs.
No. 19: Oh my God, you’re crazy! They are so obviously mammals!
No. 24: Please, she’d be in estrus 24/7 if she didn’t lay eggs!
No. 19: Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard.They’re mammals!