powerless in the face of death

June 24th, 2006


This Sunday. Cartoon Network. 10:30 PM.

Return of the Best. Show. Ever
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~jeff

2 Responses to “powerless in the face of death”

  1. Jesse says:

    Brock Samson: You didn’t tell me Sasquache was a… a dude.
    Steve Summers: What, you couldn’t tell?
    Brock Samson: Not until I had to…
    [shudders]
    Brock Samson: shave him.
    Steve Summers: What are you, shy? Sasquache doesn’t have anything you haven’t seen before.
    Brock Samson: Sasquache IS something I haven’t seen before!

    … go team venture!

  2. Tom says:

    I am rather fond of this exchange between two of The Monarch’s Henchman:

    No. 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males! That implies a species that lays eggs.

    No. 19: Oh my God, you’re crazy! They are so obviously mammals!

    No. 24: Please, she’d be in estrus 24/7 if she didn’t lay eggs!

    No. 19: Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard.They’re mammals!