shave everywhere

We’re
…with shaving here at ldopa.net — I know I personally have been ever since the Gillette Sensor took it to the m-th-rf-k-n LIMIT with just two blades. Not that we’re super hairy or anything, we just really like razor sharp, ludicrously expensive grooming implements.
So it will come as no great surprise that this flash ad for the Phillips Bodygroom both chills and delights — please post your jokes involving “teabagging” and “milking this cat’s smooth, smooth body” in the comments section below.
Thanks, Aaron!
~jeff
May 23rd, 2006 at 3:24 pm
Only by stroking this smooth, smooth scrote will you receive your antidote!
May 23rd, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Is Aaron the guy that shaves your balls?
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:10 pm
No, that’s “Joshua”. Surprisingly affordable!
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:41 pm
I would go further down this road, but it would make me ill and I’d only have myself to blame.
May 23rd, 2006 at 9:37 pm
It would be the best $50 you’d ever spent.
May 24th, 2006 at 6:37 am
$50? Okay, sign me up, but I want the “full release” shave.
May 24th, 2006 at 11:36 am
It’s the only kind I do!
Oh, I do full-contact combat shaving, too.
May 24th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
You should see our cats.
May 25th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
No, he shouldn’t. But only by stroking their smooth, smooth bodies will he receive his antidote. So he probably will, anyway.