shave everywhere

May 23rd, 2006


We’re

kind of

obsessed

…with shaving here at ldopa.net — I know I personally have been ever since the Gillette Sensor took it to the m-th-rf-k-n LIMIT with just two blades. Not that we’re super hairy or anything, we just really like razor sharp, ludicrously expensive grooming implements.

So it will come as no great surprise that this flash ad for the Phillips Bodygroom both chills and delights — please post your jokes involving “teabagging” and “milking this cat’s smooth, smooth body” in the comments section below.

Thanks, Aaron!

~jeff

  • http://joshua.swingpad.com/ Joshua

    Only by stroking this smooth, smooth scrote will you receive your antidote!

  • http://incomplete.net Jon Land

    Is Aaron the guy that shaves your balls?

  • http://ldopa.net Jeff

    No, that’s “Joshua”. Surprisingly affordable!

  • http://incomplete.net Jon Land

    I would go further down this road, but it would make me ill and I’d only have myself to blame.

  • http://joshua.swingpad.com/ Joshua

    It would be the best $50 you’d ever spent.

  • http://incomplete.net Jon Land

    $50? Okay, sign me up, but I want the “full release” shave.

  • http://joshua.swingpad.com/ Joshua

    It’s the only kind I do!

    Oh, I do full-contact combat shaving, too.

  • Carrie

    You should see our cats.

  • http://joshua.swingpad.com/ Joshua

    No, he shouldn’t. But only by stroking their smooth, smooth bodies will he receive his antidote. So he probably will, anyway.