shave everywhere

May 23rd, 2006


kind of


…with shaving here at — I know I personally have been ever since the Gillette Sensor took it to the m-th-rf-k-n LIMIT with just two blades. Not that we’re super hairy or anything, we just really like razor sharp, ludicrously expensive grooming implements.

So it will come as no great surprise that this flash ad for the Phillips Bodygroom both chills and delights — please post your jokes involving “teabagging” and “milking this cat’s smooth, smooth body” in the comments section below.

Thanks, Aaron!


9 Responses to “shave everywhere”

  1. Joshua says:

    Only by stroking this smooth, smooth scrote will you receive your antidote!

  2. Jon Land says:

    Is Aaron the guy that shaves your balls?

  3. Jeff says:

    No, that’s “Joshua”. Surprisingly affordable!

  4. Jon Land says:

    I would go further down this road, but it would make me ill and I’d only have myself to blame.

  5. Joshua says:

    It would be the best $50 you’d ever spent.

  6. Jon Land says:

    $50? Okay, sign me up, but I want the “full release” shave.

  7. Joshua says:

    It’s the only kind I do!

    Oh, I do full-contact combat shaving, too.

  8. Carrie says:

    You should see our cats.

  9. Joshua says:

    No, he shouldn’t. But only by stroking their smooth, smooth bodies will he receive his antidote. So he probably will, anyway.