shave everywhere
We’re
…with shaving here at ldopa.net — I know I personally have been ever since the Gillette Sensor took it to the m-th-rf-k-n LIMIT with just two blades. Not that we’re super hairy or anything, we just really like razor sharp, ludicrously expensive grooming implements.
So it will come as no great surprise that this flash ad for the Phillips Bodygroom both chills and delights — please post your jokes involving “teabagging” and “milking this cat’s smooth, smooth body” in the comments section below.
Thanks, Aaron!
~jeff
Only by stroking this smooth, smooth scrote will you receive your antidote!
Is Aaron the guy that shaves your balls?
No, that’s “Joshua”. Surprisingly affordable!
I would go further down this road, but it would make me ill and I’d only have myself to blame.
It would be the best $50 you’d ever spent.
$50? Okay, sign me up, but I want the “full release” shave.
It’s the only kind I do!
Oh, I do full-contact combat shaving, too.
You should see our cats.
No, he shouldn’t. But only by stroking their smooth, smooth bodies will he receive his antidote. So he probably will, anyway.