things no one should ever, ever give for mother’s day: a guide for geeks
Well, you didn’t ask, but, birthdays and Mother’s Day are a source of true befuddlement for everyone and some people have it harder than others because, well, some people just don’t pick up on things. So guys, if you’re looking for some help, here’s what you need to know: generally, it’s the thought that counts, but there are a few additional guidelines.
First of all, no empty wrappers. It shows forethought, yes, but then it shows afterthought.
No mom should receive boring office supplies. Remember, she pushed you out of a very small orifice. Instead of having to acknowledge this every year on your birthday, we have Mother’s Day instead, so you can thank her in private. For exciting office supplies, consult your local bylaws. A good rule of thumb is to ask yourself is if it is more or less exciting than a box of tacks.
Try not to get something she already has. Or is allergic to.
And, under no circumstances, should you ever give these. The temptation to use them for evil, even for your mom, is just too great.
April 24th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
More or less exciting than a box of tacks? Those paperclips are nonskid!
April 24th, 2006 at 5:55 pm
In the interest in full disclosure, last time I hung out with Carrie, I tried to get her to buy ninja stars with me — but oddly enough, ninja stars are illegal in Massachusetts. So I’m driving to Vermont! Who’s with me?
April 24th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
I thought they didn’t sell anything in Vermont besides maple syrup and skis. I think you’re being set up.
April 25th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
P.S. Watch my Girlfriend COOK MY SOCK is pretty funny too.