l-dopa

Hypothetically, a lot of people ask me, Hey, You, how can I attain the dizzying and rarefied heights of success such as you have arisen to? How can I, Mr. Average American — accustomed to gaining prosperity “Ricky Roma” style, stepping both over and on the necks of colleagues and underlings just to get by — use my natural heft and momentum to make my website as freakishly popular as ldopa.net?

And I always tell them, well, you and your friends have to make sure to write lots of essays about bee beards, hippos, and bears, and the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune will naturally follow. And then I say, that will be $5.77, please drive around to the first window

But if for some reason you don’t want to follow this wizened, sage advice, you could instead choose to follow the handy advice set forth in the wonderful new phlog.biz website. Bookmark it now, subscribe to the RSS feed, and start memorizing the podcast, so when it’s inevitably featured on “Lou Dobbs’ Severed Money Fist” you can take a long drag off your Dunhill cigarette, squint into the distance, and say “Yeah, mofo, I knew it when“.

~jeff