shirt on fire
April 1st, 2006

Dude, your shirt’s on fire! Seriously!
Seriously, look! It’s on fire! Right behind you! Better put it out! Or it will burn!
You!
Look! Look at it! Oh, boy, it’s really on fire now! You’d better look! It’s gonna burn you really bad!
Look!
Look!!
APRIL FOOL’S!!!!!!
I fall for that fucking joke EVERY YEAR. Thanks.
I would have responded to this yesterday but I was in the fucking burn unit of the fucking hospital because I KNEW this was an April Fools joke and I refused to look at my shirt. Finally Jill comes into the room and she notices my shirt’s on fire. I say: Joshua put you up to this, didn’t he? She said no, I really was on fire, so I figured I should get her to put it out. I asked politely and she told me to “hold on a sec” while she tried to use me to replicate the cover of “Wish You Were Here”.
Thanks… thanks everybody… F You, F You, and Fuck You!
Jon said a bad word!
Inside joke lost on newbie…
NOW IT”S OUT!!!!!!11
Help! Logotype is among us! Your branding skillz are so stroing, I cannont resist! O, help! This is so cracy! I say!