thebar.com
March 20th, 2006

Sure, TheBar.com is a thinly-veiled commercial for a liquor distributor, but it’s funny, and there’s three things you need to know about it:
- Jack, the virtual bartender, looks and talks remarkably like popular ldopa.net contributor “Tucker”.
- The site is made entirely via Flash, talks to you, and yet does not suck entirely.
- Be sure to ask Jack to make you a Captain and Cola.
~jeff
I asked for a chicken pot pie and he gave me a piƱa colada. That’s pretty disappointing.
Earler, also corporate, sort of along the same lines: subservientchicken.com
looks like tucker? yes.
also acts like tucker, when tucker’s drunk.
tucker + liquor = jack
Another startling simularity: I know for a fact after a couple Smirnoff Ices, Tucker has also gotten into trouble with a polar bear. For a FACT.
I feel the need to weigh in here and defend myself, but you are all correct. Except that when I drink too much tequila, I don’t adopt monkeys. I just feel like shit.
clearly, i’ve not seen enough drunk tucker
I’ve decided I don’t like that site.
I’m pleased to hear that you really took your time to think about it. I myself am slightly disturbed by “Jack’s” Mike Myers impression that I’m just now detecting.