http://ldopa.net/2006/03/18/know-your-fruits-and-vegetables/ in perpetual beta Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:23:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://ldopa.net/2006/03/18/know-your-fruits-and-vegetables/comment-page-1/#comment-1313 Molly Wed, 22 Mar 2006 21:46:17 +0000 http://ldopa.net/2006/03/18/know-your-fruits-and-vegetables/#comment-1313 Who the fuck is Area Man? Was he at the Bishop's Lounge THE NIGHT I COINED THE TERM DOUCHEBAGGERY?? Jeff IS cheesecake, though. Totally cheesecake...and Jeff, if you ever commandeer any one of my numerous and hilarious phrases I will sic the Apgar on you. Find the Area Man. I have an extra can of Whoop Ass and I'm sure I can put a hurtin' on his- if he's feelin' froggy--then JUMP! Otherwise I'll put a flex on that wanksta. He bettah step. No diggity, I gots my nine and I will cap him fo sho. Dag. I'm out. Who the fuck is Area Man?
Was he at the Bishop’s Lounge THE NIGHT I COINED THE TERM DOUCHEBAGGERY??
Jeff IS cheesecake, though. Totally cheesecake…and Jeff, if you ever commandeer any one of my numerous and hilarious phrases I will sic the Apgar on you. Find the Area Man. I have an extra can of Whoop Ass and I’m sure I can put a hurtin’ on his- if he’s feelin’ froggy–then JUMP! Otherwise I’ll put a flex on that wanksta. He bettah step. No diggity, I gots my nine and I will cap him fo sho.
Dag. I’m out.

]]> http://ldopa.net/2006/03/18/know-your-fruits-and-vegetables/comment-page-1/#comment-1279 tucker Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:07:23 +0000 http://ldopa.net/2006/03/18/know-your-fruits-and-vegetables/#comment-1279 As a former employee of Bread & Circus, now a part of Whole Foods, I can attest to the pretension of its customers. Trader Joe's, on the other hand, is tends to be full of hippie-types, intent on buying "green" without breaking the bank. And hey, Joe's is cheap. Cheaper than your precious Stop & Shop, though if you are looking for anything fresh, you're in the wrong place. Good thing the wife and I never cook. We simply heat. As a former employee of Bread & Circus, now a part of Whole Foods, I can attest to the pretension of its customers. Trader Joe’s, on the other hand, is tends to be full of hippie-types, intent on buying “green” without breaking the bank. And hey, Joe’s is cheap. Cheaper than your precious Stop & Shop, though if you are looking for anything fresh, you’re in the wrong place. Good thing the wife and I never cook. We simply heat.

]]> http://ldopa.net/2006/03/18/know-your-fruits-and-vegetables/comment-page-1/#comment-1267 Jeff Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:41:05 +0000 http://ldopa.net/2006/03/18/know-your-fruits-and-vegetables/#comment-1267 Holy hell, Jeff is <strike>pretentious. And juvenile. And not actually funny at all. Peanut butter and chocolate. Do you get out? Do you live in a precious womb of me-ism? Don’t answer that. Your piehole only deserves the cow-patty </strike> cheescake. Holy hell, Jeff is pretentious. And juvenile. And not actually funny at all. Peanut butter and chocolate. Do you get out? Do you live in a precious womb of me-ism? Don’t answer that. Your piehole only deserves the cow-patty cheescake.

]]> http://ldopa.net/2006/03/18/know-your-fruits-and-vegetables/comment-page-1/#comment-1266 Area Man Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:19:04 +0000 http://ldopa.net/2006/03/18/know-your-fruits-and-vegetables/#comment-1266 Holy hell, Jeff is pretentious. And juvenile. And not actually funny at all. Peanut butter and chocolate. Do you get out? Do you live in a precious womb of me-ism? Don't answer that. Your piehole only deserves the cow-patty cheescake. Holy hell, Jeff is pretentious. And juvenile. And not actually funny at all. Peanut butter and chocolate. Do you get out? Do you live in a precious womb of me-ism? Don’t answer that. Your piehole only deserves the cow-patty cheescake.

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