Wishing you nothing but the best:
- that you don’t have to go to work on your birthday
- that you don’t have to do laundry on your birthday
- that you don’t have to pay for sex on your birthday
Happy Birthday, Jeff. Another year older and all that…
In any event, I wish you well and I hope you’re having a better time than the fat kid in that picture.
Love,
Jimmy
Aw, thanks, Sarah! I can’t believe you remembered.
NOTE: The birthday hat is real; however, the beer has been Photoshopped in.
Happy Birthday, Jeff!
Wishing you nothing but the best:
- that you don’t have to go to work on your birthday
- that you don’t have to do laundry on your birthday
- that you don’t have to pay for sex on your birthday
Happy Birthday, Jeff. Another year older and all that…
In any event, I wish you well and I hope you’re having a better time than the fat kid in that picture.
Love,
Jimmy
Awwww.
Happy Birthday Jeff. You’re shit still doesn’t stink btw.
I don’t understand why “motherfuckers” isn’t in that picture anywhere.
Can’t you see? He’s up to “che” in “Bitches”.
Happy Birthday, Jeff!
Damn it! I can’t believe I missed it. Here’s my belated birthday present:
http://local.masslive.com/Northampton/Announcements/?item=158260&v=828
It goes without saying, but I give it with gobs and gobs of love. Gobs of it.
Happy birthday!
I was there when that picture was taken. In fact, I think I even took that picture.
Jeff was in rare* form.
Happy birthday you insatiable drunk.
*a form he was in most of the time back in the day
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