I love twelve-for-six-dollars Sharpie “Extra Fine Point” pens — not “Ultra Fine Point”, BECAUSE THAT JUNK IS TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT — but yeah, everyone should have a Sharpie on them at all times, if only for the ease of tagging.
“Tagging” is a word I just can’t picture you using unless you’re talking about labelling livestock, Jeff. Have you seen “Wild Style” in the past few days or something? I better call up Stop and Shop and tell them to hide their good cardboard boxes in case you saw “Breakin'” too.
My favorite part is where they give you suggestions as to what to do with the Sharpies… as though they are somehow differen, other than the size, of that of the the longer version.
Creating organization files for busy family
Hang on backpack
Backpacker on rock
Casino worker (marking bills as they count)
Circling newspaper articles
Construction worker belt/clipboard
Drawing on balloons
Key chain loop
Golf bag
Emergency fingernail polish touchup
Grocery store/shopping list writing
Paint shop
Marking up photos (removing red-eye)
Musician
On a coach’s clipboard
Marking kids lunch boxes
Marking the length of a fisherman’s catch
Signing autographs
Writing phone numbers on hand
On a lanyard or medallion
These are the GAYEST suggestions ever… except for maybe the part where Jon suggests that Jeff DOESN”T tag the shit out of something on a daily basis. Jeff can’t stop tagging, truth be told. When not pop’n-n-lockin’ he’s taggin’. Taggin’, taggin’, taggin’. Like it’s his job. Now that the new Tab is out, I’m worried. 12 colors and all that caffeine.. Dear God!
I love twelve-for-six-dollars Sharpie “Extra Fine Point” pens — not “Ultra Fine Point”, BECAUSE THAT JUNK IS TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT — but yeah, everyone should have a Sharpie on them at all times, if only for the ease of tagging.
“Tagging” is a word I just can’t picture you using unless you’re talking about labelling livestock, Jeff. Have you seen “Wild Style” in the past few days or something? I better call up Stop and Shop and tell them to hide their good cardboard boxes in case you saw “Breakin'” too.
I am, of course, talking about labeling livestock.
But I will take you down in a pop-n-lock contest any day of the week.
Have I just been served?
I can do head spins, but they’re usually induced by Sheep Dip.
My favorite part is where they give you suggestions as to what to do with the Sharpies… as though they are somehow differen, other than the size, of that of the the longer version.
Creating organization files for busy family
Hang on backpack
Backpacker on rock
Casino worker (marking bills as they count)
Circling newspaper articles
Construction worker belt/clipboard
Drawing on balloons
Key chain loop
Golf bag
Emergency fingernail polish touchup
Grocery store/shopping list writing
Paint shop
Marking up photos (removing red-eye)
Musician
On a coach’s clipboard
Marking kids lunch boxes
Marking the length of a fisherman’s catch
Signing autographs
Writing phone numbers on hand
On a lanyard or medallion
These are the GAYEST suggestions ever… except for maybe the part where Jon suggests that Jeff DOESN”T tag the shit out of something on a daily basis. Jeff can’t stop tagging, truth be told. When not pop’n-n-lockin’ he’s taggin’. Taggin’, taggin’, taggin’. Like it’s his job. Now that the new Tab is out, I’m worried. 12 colors and all that caffeine.. Dear God!