don’t get raped in south dakota

February 24th, 2006

not pictured: uteruses



3 Responses to “don’t get raped in south dakota”

  1. A snitch says:

    I got sauced one time with the guy on the right and had gay sex.

  2. Jon Land says:

    South Dakota is on my short list of 50 U.S. states to not get raped in.

  3. Joshua says:

    I think we should invest heavily in ways to forcibly get men pregnant and see how that goes over. I think we could really learn something from the nudibranchs* in this respect.

    *The nudibranchs in question come it two varieties: one literally jousts with its penis, attempting to inject the other with its sperm. The second variety begins courtship by gnawing off the penis of the other.