actual, real chat transcript in its entirety

February 23rd, 2006

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Ben: So, doctor Oktobr, we meet again, but this time the advantage is mine.

Me: It is?
Me: I think you’ll find…
Me: that the advantage…
Me: (don’t move until I finish my speech)
Me: is…
Me: MINE!
Me: (SUDDENLY I DO SOMETHING!)

Ben: Foul treachery
Ben: You’ll not get away with this, Oktobr. CAPTAIN JANARY will save us!

Me: I’m afraid Captain January is a little… tied up at the moment!
Me: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Ben: Hah! That’s not captain January at all! That’s simply my sidekick, Lucky, wearing my old costume. I’m Captain January!
Ben: DRAMATIC REVEAL!
Ben: PUNCH!

Me: No!
Me: I’ll not be defeated so easily!
Me: You’ve punched me, but I’ll live to fight another day!
Me: GETS IN THE ESCAPE POD WHILE YOU WATCH AND ESCAPES!
Me: WHILE YOU WATCH!
Me: ESCAPE POD LANDS AND WINDOW ROLLS DOWN!

Ben: Well, Lucky, once again we’ve made the Universe safe for Freedom!

Me: Also, I think you’re relationship with Lucky is a little suspicious!
Me: ESCAPE POD TAKES OFF AGAIN!

Ben: “You bet, Captain January! Now can you please untie me?”
Ben: I don’t know about that Lucky…
Ben: *FADE OUT*

Me: DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!

One Response to “actual, real chat transcript in its entirety”

  1. Jeff says:

    No doubt that is an actual, real, actual chat transcript of Josh’s, because that is essentially identical every chat I have ever had with him; Escape Pod and all, I think he has a macro set up or something.