vault

February 18th, 2006


Hey, kids, remember “Surge”? Of course you don’t — or not very well, at least. Much like Vault, the new “energy soda hybrid” from Coke, Surge was an undifferentiated, lackluster conglomeration of sugar, citrus and caffeine meant to bite into the mysteriously popular EXXXTREEEME yellow-green soda market.

Nice try, Coke, but I have known Mountain Dew MDX; Mountain Dew MDX is a friend of mine; and you are no Mountain Dew MDX.

~jeff

5 Responses to “vault”

  1. Avery Lund says:

    Actually Jeff VAULT was marketed long before MDX it was just only availible in select areas which included much of the southeast and Michigan. After a long and successful test run VAULT was announced for national release. A few days after that we heard about MDX as a finalized product. I’m no saying you can’t have you’re own opinion on the flavor but make no mistake VAULT is no MDX knockoff.

  2. JG says:

    I agree with Avery, MDX is the “knockoff”!

    -JG

    VAULT ROCKS!

  3. David says:

    Vault was before i know because they would give it away free at alabama football games

  4. Lilly says:

    Just imagine: I’m not from the US. We don’t have anything like Vault or Mountain Dew, it’s a forbidden drink here… Gosh, I MISS IT!! Just be glad you guys have it;)

  5. Lilly says:

    Just imagine: I’m not from the US. We don’t have anything like Vault or Mountain Dew, it’s a forbidden drink here… Gosh, I MISS IT!! Just be glad you guys have it;)