i love you and i love blondie
As every L-Dopan knows, I love Blondie. So I was really disappointed when I found Blondie.com.
Now, what would possess someone to make a website like that? How could anyone possibly think that this could be OK in any way? I’m convinced that this website is the reason the Geneva Convention is being ignored by the US Government. Can you imagine anything worse?
February 15th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
PS. This is a terrible trick to get you to look at an awful website.
Let’s list the things:
• The comics have a soundtrack. It’s a 15-second loop. Of grating vocals.
• Blondie is less funny than Marmaduke. As far as I can tell, Marmaduke’s “funny” because it’s on the funny pages.
• You can’t control the pace of the comic strip.
• Dagwood’s upper arm bends like he’s been in a horrible accident, thanks to the vestigial animation added to the strips.
• The Bally’s ad…. is there anything that says This Strip is for Old People more than a Blondie ad for slot machines?
Oh, god, it’s horrible. Horrible!
February 15th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
Blondie’s breasts are drawn with great care, you must admit. That’s a good thing.
February 15th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
Note that, on the homepage, there’s breast fondling going on. Also, Blondie has an amazing ass for a 76-year-old.
In other news, Blondie has an amazing ass for a 50-year-old, too.
February 16th, 2006 at 2:23 am
in all fairness the site was put up by the creator of blondie’s son… so, dunno, maybe he’s partial
February 16th, 2006 at 4:35 am
Debby has a son? But… but he should be mine!
February 16th, 2006 at 8:33 am
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind
February 16th, 2006 at 10:10 am
I …
I’m speechless.
You know the lyrics?
I’m … I ….
April 18th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Blondie.com is for the TV show and cartoons that appeared in the 1950’s for anyone that was living in those times. It has nothing to do with Debbie Harry. Who’s the knuckle head that linked that to this site.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
John, John, John.
It was the 30s.