end-of-time products will be developed…


Ahhhh, daybreak. Oh — wait,
no… that would be the first big,
fiery explosion of the apocolypse.

12/21/2012: Never before in history has one date, one moment in time, been so significant to so many cultures, so many religions, so many scientists, so many governments and to so many people all around the world.

Huh. Glad I finally heard about this.

There are entire websites dedicated to this moment in time. There are blogs, discussion boards, chat rooms and scientific studies. In the not so distant future and as the date gets closer, there will be books written on the subject, feature films will be produced, “end time” religions will be formed and end of time products will be developed.

Ohhhhhh. I get it now. This guy was daydreaming in front of his computer, having big destruction fantasies in his head, and didn’t realize that he was accidentally making an entire web site dedicated to this moment in time.

Firstly, when did scientific studies start slummin’ it down on the chat room end of the relevancy spectrum? Secondly, won’t THE END OF ALL TIME sort of make products unnecessary? Ahem, aftershave? Thirdly, why didn’t I come up with the idea of cashing in on The End of Times first? I mean, this is what the Internets was created for.

5 Responses to “end-of-time products will be developed…”

  1. Jon Land Says:
    February 14th, 2006 at 11:18 am

    Shouldn’t we all die on 12/12/12? That’s far catchier. Hey, weren’t faulty nukes supposed to be launched on 1/1/01? Either those missiles are slower than my Saturn or Jack Bauer took care of it.

  2. Jeff Says:
    February 14th, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    Most importantly: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH RUSH?

    Hopefully nothing.

  3. Gene Says:
    February 14th, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    So, I only have to pay on this balloon mortgage for 6 more years, and I’ll never have to pay that big payment? Woo hoo!!!

  4. Joshua Says:
    February 14th, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    I’m really disappointed that this isn’t on One Long Page.

  5. Carrie Says:
    February 14th, 2006 at 7:37 pm

    I was very disappointed not to be able to locate AFTERshave. There’s plenty of good copy to go along with: “The shaving revolution for post Revelvation” or, per haps the more direct “You’ll want smooth skin when you meet your maker” or “smell fresh when you rise from your grave”… Oh the possibilities.

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