hoff pepsi ads
February 13th, 2006
Long ago, my friend Josh and I thought it was real, real funny to break into people’s dorm rooms and replace their desktop wallpapers with more-than-slightly-homoerotic pictures of sailors. Lots and lots of sailors.
In our defense, tequila.
Now it looks like PepsiCo. of Australia has not only embraced the high-concept of impossibly gay downloadable desktop pictures, but has also invited David Hasselhoff* along for the ride. And what a chesthair-riffic ride it is**!
~jeff
* a.k.a. the “Hoff”; I’d say that David Hasselhoff has the worst celebrity website I’ve ever seen, but we all know that honor goes to — that’s right — Melanie Griffith.
** In case you were wondering what the quantifiably best picture ever taken was, it’s this one.
uncle jesse doing stuff…
http://www.wwujd.com/unclejessedoinstuff.htm
This is *almost* funny. Almost really quite funny actually.
Right on the cusp, but nothing whatsoever about John Stamos is funny.
I really hoped it would be Uncle Jesse from “Dukes of Hazzard” though.
You know, that’s what I hoped, too.
Oh, and it was Mezcál. I ate the worm.
That Melanie Griffith site creeps me out.
I love that site.
Somewhere, I read an interview with her about it that quoted her as saying, “I’ve got a website and I’m going to be rich!”
“Having Baby’s After 35. Is it too late?”
People who can’t pluralize should not have children. It’s a very basic skill.
Man. That site. If anyone’s wondering, it’s http://melaniegriffith.com/
Gotta say I come down on Joshua’s side on this one. I mean, she talks to me! From her web site! Oh, Melanie.