Death by Caffeine
This is your construction technique.
This is your construction technique caffeinated.

I thought this was a pretty complete database until I needed to find out if Squirt was caffeinated or decaf. According to the information posted on free public message boards — which are always dependable and accurate — the Ruby Red variety is charged-up, but the reg’lar kind is not.
I would have just checked the information on the side of the can, but it was in a recycling bin somewhere downtown.
And this just in: “In Canada, carbonated beverages other than cola are not caffeinated…. 7-up, Root Beer, Mountain Dew, etc. are caffeine-free.”
Finally, Carrie, please do not go and drink 68 shots of Sky Rocket Caffeinated Syrup.
February 12th, 2006 at 10:10 am
Good plan. I will also not be drinking 15 Starbucks Grande Coffees. Even one cup makes me feel like I’m at deaths door, with ADD and audial hallucinations.
February 12th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
The caffeine content of Squirt becomes meaningless when you mix it with tequila to create one of the yummiest drinks to come out of Mexico, the Paloma.
~tgp
February 13th, 2006 at 8:27 am
Sigh. I remember when I was drug-naive.
In college I used to mix up “Mountain Beams” — that’s right, Jim Beam and Mountain Dew.
God, that was awful.
April 10th, 2007 at 3:28 pm