Death by Caffeine
This is your construction technique.
This is your construction technique caffeinated.

I thought this was a pretty complete database until I needed to find out if Squirt was caffeinated or decaf. According to the information posted on free public message boards — which are always dependable and accurate — the Ruby Red variety is charged-up, but the reg’lar kind is not.
I would have just checked the information on the side of the can, but it was in a recycling bin somewhere downtown.
And this just in: “In Canada, carbonated beverages other than cola are not caffeinated…. 7-up, Root Beer, Mountain Dew, etc. are caffeine-free.”
Finally, Carrie, please do not go and drink 68 shots of Sky Rocket Caffeinated Syrup.
Good plan. I will also not be drinking 15 Starbucks Grande Coffees. Even one cup makes me feel like I’m at deaths door, with ADD and audial hallucinations.
The caffeine content of Squirt becomes meaningless when you mix it with tequila to create one of the yummiest drinks to come out of Mexico, the Paloma.
~tgp
Sigh. I remember when I was drug-naive.
In college I used to mix up “Mountain Beams” — that’s right, Jim Beam and Mountain Dew.
God, that was awful.