ask ldopa.net: luminosity of the body
Dear ldopa.net,
If you had to choose one part of your body to uncontrollably and constantly glow — given that the intensity of the glow was so great that it would shine right through your clothing with no hope of concealment — what body part would you choose? Also given: you cannot choose your nipples or your genitalia.
February 9th, 2006 at 10:30 am
I would choose my eyes so I could make a killing in horror movies.
February 9th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Seems to me that acheiving rear luminosity is prime motivation for an ass transplant. Is this technology available now?
February 9th, 2006 at 11:42 am
I was going to say ass, if only for the sheer unalloyed eroticism; but ultimately I have to go with “palms and pads of hands” because of the usefulness.
February 9th, 2006 at 11:43 am
My peni— oh. No? OK.
Then my nip— No?? Crap!
Then definitely from my esophagus through my intestines. I’d be like Laurie Anderson!! Plus, light-up bung!
February 9th, 2006 at 11:44 am
It looks like “ass” is the popular choice, Jon’s appearance in Thriller 2006 notwithstanding.
February 9th, 2006 at 11:48 am
Clavicle
I’ve always thought that to be the sexiest bone. And no one has fat collarbones.
J
February 9th, 2006 at 11:52 am
Oo! Can I change my answer to “Fat”?
February 9th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
I’d have to go with fingertips. Think of how fun that would be in movie theaters.
February 9th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
I’m stickin’ with fat.
February 10th, 2006 at 1:08 am
Done, and done:
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20050905/handlight.html
Okay, not quite shine-through-your-clothes bright, but still cool.
February 10th, 2006 at 11:20 am
Holy frikin cow. That is awesome. Thank you Heather, you just made my day.
February 10th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Count me in for spine.
People would just think I was a _very_ happy Cylon.
February 10th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
I told some of the “ladies” I work with about the glowy hands thing. They did not care one whit. Darn them.
February 13th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
I’m thinking that maybe my first vote, my digestive tract, maybe that would be best.
I just can’t decide.
February 26th, 2006 at 12:10 am
Brain, spinal cord and teeth. Imagine that coming at you with the lights out between the sheets (for real-life-horror fans only).
February 26th, 2006 at 12:11 am
Shoot. you said one part only…
Well, then it would be body hair.