bee beard study update
Thanks to a generous DARPA pre-study mini grant, I have been provided with 24 monkeys and 250 typewriters to further the scientistic world’s understanding of pre bee beard thought processes in males age 62-89. After 1,000 years of carefully randomized testing, we are now able to update the list provided in our proposal with the addition of the following potential thought statement:
As per usual, that was 1.3 million exceptionally well spent. Follow up studies may include whether I am at risk for suffering through a bee beard, since the above statement ran through my mind too.
Not hating or anything, but that looks to me more like a burgeoning bee cowl rather than bee beard. Bee turtleneck?
Is it keeping him warm or in anaphylactic shock? Both!
I’m forced to wonder just how one gets bees interested in one’s jowls, and only one’s jowls.
I had terrible “can’t pront”-level issues posting this. Thanks to those of you who helped.
Probably next in bee fashion: bee tube tops!
It’s very important to bludgeon a joke to death.
CAN YUO PRONT!!!!!?
“Pres ‘P’ to prant on interent”
He just looks real happy.
It looks like someone is being comforted off to the left. Perhaps this is a family problem?