bee beard study update

February 8th, 2006

Thanks to a generous DARPA pre-study mini grant, I have been provided with 24 monkeys and 250 typewriters to further the scientistic world’s understanding of pre bee beard thought processes in males age 62-89. After 1,000 years of carefully randomized testing, we are now able to update the list provided in our proposal with the addition of the following potential thought statement:

  •  Woah– GLTerminal? Cool!
  • As per usual, that was 1.3 million exceptionally well spent. Follow up studies may include whether I am at risk for suffering through a bee beard, since the above statement ran through my mind too.

    9 Responses to “bee beard study update”

    1. cauley says:

      Not hating or anything, but that looks to me more like a burgeoning bee cowl rather than bee beard. Bee turtleneck?
      Is it keeping him warm or in anaphylactic shock? Both!

    2. Joshua says:

      I’m forced to wonder just how one gets bees interested in one’s jowls, and only one’s jowls.

    3. Carrie says:

      I had terrible “can’t pront”-level issues posting this. Thanks to those of you who helped.

    4. Carrie says:

      Probably next in bee fashion: bee tube tops!

    5. Carrie says:

      It’s very important to bludgeon a joke to death.

    6. Jeff says:

      CAN YUO PRONT!!!!!?

    7. Carrie says:

      “Pres ‘P’ to prant on interent”

    8. A snitch says:

      He just looks real happy.

    9. A snitch says:

      It looks like someone is being comforted off to the left. Perhaps this is a family problem?