bee beard study update
Thanks to a generous DARPA pre-study mini grant, I have been provided with 24 monkeys and 250 typewriters to further the scientistic world’s understanding of pre bee beard thought processes in males age 62-89. After 1,000 years of carefully randomized testing, we are now able to update the list provided in our proposal with the addition of the following potential thought statement:
As per usual, that was 1.3 million exceptionally well spent. Follow up studies may include whether I am at risk for suffering through a bee beard, since the above statement ran through my mind too.
February 8th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Not hating or anything, but that looks to me more like a burgeoning bee cowl rather than bee beard. Bee turtleneck?
Is it keeping him warm or in anaphylactic shock? Both!
February 8th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
I’m forced to wonder just how one gets bees interested in one’s jowls, and only one’s jowls.
February 9th, 2006 at 11:31 am
I had terrible “can’t pront”-level issues posting this. Thanks to those of you who helped.
February 9th, 2006 at 11:32 am
Probably next in bee fashion: bee tube tops!
February 9th, 2006 at 11:33 am
It’s very important to bludgeon a joke to death.
February 9th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
CAN YUO PRONT!!!!!?
February 9th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
“Pres ‘P’ to prant on interent”
February 26th, 2006 at 12:13 am
He just looks real happy.
February 26th, 2006 at 12:14 am
It looks like someone is being comforted off to the left. Perhaps this is a family problem?