bee beard study update

Thanks to a generous DARPA pre-study mini grant, I have been provided with 24 monkeys and 250 typewriters to further the scientistic world’s understanding of pre bee beard thought processes in males age 62-89. After 1,000 years of carefully randomized testing, we are now able to update the list provided in our proposal with the addition of the following potential thought statement:

  •  Woah– GLTerminal? Cool!
  • As per usual, that was 1.3 million exceptionally well spent. Follow up studies may include whether I am at risk for suffering through a bee beard, since the above statement ran through my mind too.

    9 thoughts on “bee beard study update”

    1. Not hating or anything, but that looks to me more like a burgeoning bee cowl rather than bee beard. Bee turtleneck?
      Is it keeping him warm or in anaphylactic shock? Both!

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