ldopa.net welcomes our new correspondents

February 1st, 2006

In a development that internally we’re calling “Operation: Cousin Oliver”, ldopa.net is proud as a beard of bees to welcome our five(5!) new correspondents: Carrie, Jason, Jimmy, Ben and Jeremy. Welcome aboard! and I apologize in advance.

I feel like Professor X must have felt like when he rounded up all those cool minorities in X-Men #94. Who will be our “Wolverine”? Who will be our “Storm” — probably Carrie, because she’s a girl. And who will be, to a much lesser extent, our “Sunfire”, “Thunderbird”, and “Banshee”? Time will tell that story, my friends. Anyway, welcome aboard, and most importantly: thanks for not asking me for money.

~jeff

7 Responses to “ldopa.net welcomes our new correspondents”

  1. Tom says:

    Most importantly of all, who will be your Gambit? Because, as we all know, Gambit was the coolest of the cool.

  2. jimmy says:

    there was probably a time where i would have split some lips in order to secure the role of Wolverine, that is until Hugh Jackman went and got Fonzi all over it.

  3. Joshua says:

    Let’s be honest about this: it’s only LDopa. We’re New Mutants at best.

  4. Jon says:

    I think you’re Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham

  5. Jeff says:

    That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me… at least I’m not Captain Carrot. Like your mom. Hey, is there something wrong with incomplete.net?

  6. Evan says:

    gfy new people

  7. Jon says:

    incomplete was blank for a few days because I’ve been VERY lazy, but now that I’ve decided this month’s theme it’s less broken.