Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Josephus Aurelius
During the Punic Wars, the Phoenicians used two animals to cross the dangerous Alps: an elephant and Chuck Norris’s beard.
