overheard in new york is very funny.

October 31st, 2005

Queer #1: I can’t believe he wouldn’t go out with me.
Queer #2: Well, he didn’t think you could play the bongos. And he was right.
Queer #1: I know, but it’s not like I can’t learn.
Queer #2: Oh God, you’re giving me a boner.

–Greenwich & West 12th

Overheard in New York is very funny.

2 Responses to “overheard in new york is very funny.”

  1. Jeronimo says:

    | Girl: Oh my god, you skullfucked a
    | snowman? That definitely was porn!
    | Guy: It wasn’t porn, it was art. I was
    | covered in blue glitter.
    | Girl: Sweetie, that just makes it gay porn.
    | –Times Square

    Um, I think I remember that guy from Hampshire College.

    No, really.

  2. Joshua says:

    Hey, J.

    I run into Hampsters in New York all the time, so it wouldn’t surprise me.