overheard in new york is very funny.
Queer #1: I can’t believe he wouldn’t go out with me.
Queer #2: Well, he didn’t think you could play the bongos. And he was right.
Queer #1: I know, but it’s not like I can’t learn.
Queer #2: Oh God, you’re giving me a boner.–Greenwich & West 12th
Overheard in New York is very funny.
| Girl: Oh my god, you skullfucked a
| snowman? That definitely was porn!
| Guy: It wasn’t porn, it was art. I was
| covered in blue glitter.
| Girl: Sweetie, that just makes it gay porn.
| –Times Square
Um, I think I remember that guy from Hampshire College.
No, really.
Hey, J.
I run into Hampsters in New York all the time, so it wouldn’t surprise me.