Archive for September, 2005

five blades, bitches

Posted in Health on September 15th, 2005 by Jeff

suck it, schick

I enjoyed using the two-bladed Gillette Sensor.

So much so that I gladly made the jump to the triple-bladed Gillette Mach3, even though it cut so closely that it kind of carved up my face.

Then I even got one of those X-Box styled Mach3Power razors, with the slightly superfluous vibrator in the handle. People said it was suspicious that this battery-powered razor was introduced shortly after Gillette bought Duracell, but I remained devoted.

However, I don’t think I will be falling for* Gillette’s newest synergistic marketing endeavor: The Gillette Fusion. With five. fucking. blades. I guess the name “Fusion” tested better than “Suck It, Schick Quattro”; honestly, I think this is as far as we can go before we make the jump to 14 blades.

~jeff

* I totally will be falling for it

nerd up your iPod battery display

Posted in Technology on September 15th, 2005 by Jeff

This hint tells you how to easily change the battery indicator on your iPod from the cute-but-somewhat-useless three step battery indicator (going, going, gone!) to a nerdier-but-more-useful numeric display.

I personally find this tip useful, because for me “running on empty” on only one battery bar of iPod charge is a disconcerting and unsettling listening experience; a never-ending roller-coaster of relentless Faustian nightmare, if you will, and no, I’m not overstating it, why?

~jeff

Liberal Crap I Never Want To Hear Again by Kurt Vonnegut

Posted in Culture, Television on September 15th, 2005 by tucker g perry

From The Daily Show

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I’ll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can’t use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can’t! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.

Link

psp 2.0 web browser

Posted in Reviews, Technology on September 15th, 2005 by Jeff

I need a keyboard, STAT

It’s a rainy day here in MA, and rather than do anything good with my life like actually get off my ass and apply to grad school, I decided to update my PSP’s firmware to version 2.0. I had been holding off on that because it cruelly kills off the loopholes in the PSP’s operating system that allow third-party software like emulators and such to work; but the desire to play with the Sony wi-fi browser pretty much overwhelmed my need to play 1995-era SNES games. So beep-beep boop-boop and it was upgraded.

Sony’s browser is nice. Very pretty indeed; the rendering is fast and accurate, and the UI is thoughtful and solid. The wide screen and the analog pointer control make for pleasant reading. There’s, get this, tabbed browsing and podcast support. Text entry and handling is an issue, though; there needs to be a text AutoFill function, and if someone came out with a little mini-USB keyboard for this thing I’d totally grab it because entering text on this thing is like entering your high-score initials in Donkey Kong. Over and over.

Also nice in this 2.0 firmware update: the ability to play AAC “.m4a” audio files, and the ability to play H.264 video files off the memory card. That is all quite lovely, Sony, thank you. I’m almost forgetting how you tried to make us all use that wretched ATRAC3 format a couple years ago. If you want even more gruesome detaiil regarding 2.0 features, here’s a good overview.

I kind of miss my emulators and DOOM and whatnot, but I have a laptop for that, and having a genuinely usable, tiny portable wifi browser that I can throw in my backpack while biking is totally worth it.

~jeff

vista’s exposé

Posted in Technology on September 15th, 2005 by Jeff

windows\' exposé-type dingus

So Windows Vista has a shiny new, hopefully double-buffered windowing engine ala Mac OS X, and so naturally Microsoft wants to show off what it can do. But this is their take on it? No no no. This is horrid. You can see an awful lot of the first window, but the rest of the windows are still hidden behind it. And this method doesn’t even stairstep/cascade the title bars at the top, so you could read the text to understand which window you want; that is, if you could even read the text in the first place, given that it’s a) transparent and b) skewed needlessly into 3-D space.

Nifty look, and great for demos, but bow-howdy, I hope they work on this idea. I have to admit, though: I love Mac OS X’s Exposé function more in theory than in practice, as I rarely use it when I’m working. I find that the dock, along with OS X’s genie-minimized windows, actually do a pretty decent job of keeping my tasks separated but readily available.

~jeff

asssscat special on Bravo

Posted in Television on September 14th, 2005 by Jeff

There was an “Asssscat” special recently shown on Bravo recently. The members of the Upright Citizen’s Brigade (and friends) are some of the best improvisers in the world, and it was quite an excellent special; a nice treat for those who don’t want to brave NYC just to go to the UCB theater.

And of course, it doesn’t look like Bravo will ever air it again. Luckily, there’s other ways to see it.

~jeff

mr. sparkle screen saver

Posted in Links, Technology, Television on September 14th, 2005 by Jeff

disrespectful to dirt

This clinches it; Macs are better than PCs. Put the .qtz file in your ~/Library/Screen Savers/ directory to use.

~jeff

lest you doubt the government’s desire for Katrina to have a culling effect

Posted in General on September 13th, 2005 by Joshua

The authors of the post below about official hostility to Katrina’s survivors just gave an interview at the Socialist Worker.

They give a variety of pieces of verifiable information about the events that took place. But, really, are you surprised that a Louisiana sheriff threatened to shoot a crowd of Black folks to keep them on their side of the river?

flash eight

Posted in Links, Technology on September 13th, 2005 by Jeff

If you haven’t gotten the Flash 8 Plug-in, get it now. It’s much, much faster, and it can do some really cool new things.

~jeff

flash earth

Posted in Links, Technology on September 13th, 2005 by Jeff

Speaking of Flash: here’s a nifty animated interface to Google maps. I can see my house from here!

~jeff

at the movies podcast

Posted in Reviews on September 12th, 2005 by Jeff

This is (so far) the podcast I’ve heard that is the most fun to listen to. Losing the video aspect of the “Ebert and Roeper” TV show means very little, as the arguments these guys have are just plain interesting in and of themselves.

It’s interesting to find out what works and what doesn’t work in “podcast” form — looking at the top podcasts, what becomes obvious is that *(gasp)* people who were good at producing interesting content for radio (NPR, BBC) are producing interesting podcasts. Some people don’t seem to get it, though.

~jeff

save yourselves!

Posted in General on September 12th, 2005 by Joshua

The people mentioned in this email forward do, in fact, exist. This goes beyond incompetence. It’s what makes the natural disaster so terrible. It shows why our Maine Presdient in a big hat is unfit to lead. It demonstrates the total lack of morality in the sociopolitical system championed by “his” administration.

The following is a message from Tobias Wolff to his father, Robert Paul Wolff, professor in the Afro-American Studies Department at UMass
Amherst, and contains an eyewitness account of two friends of Tobias who
were trapped in New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

Two friends of mine-paramedics attending a conference-were trapped
in New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina. This is their eyewitness report.

Hurricane Katrina-Our Experiences

Larry Bradshaw, Lorrie Beth Slonsky

Two days after Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans, the Walgreen’s
store at the corner of Royal and Iberville streets remained locked. The
dairy display case was clearly visible through the widows. It was now 48
hours without electricity, running water, plumbing. The milk,
yogurt, and cheeses were beginning to spoil in the 90-degree heat. The
owners and managers had locked up the food, water, pampers, and
prescriptions and fled the City. Outside Walgreen’s windows, residents
and tourists grew increasingly thirsty and hungry.

The much-promised federal, state and local aid never materialized and
the windows at Walgreen’s gave way to the looters. There was an
alternative. The cops could have broken one small window and distributed
the nuts, fruit juices, and bottle water in an organized and systematic
manner. But they did not. Instead they spent hours playing cat and
mouse, temporarily chasing away the looters.

We were finally airlifted out of New Orleans two days ago and arrived
home yesterday (Saturday). We have yet to see any of the TV coverage or
look at a newspaper. We are willing to guess that there were no video
images or front-page pictures of European or affluent white tourists
looting the Walgreen’s in the French Quarter.

We also suspect the media will have been inundated with “hero” images of
the National Guard, the troops and the police struggling to help the
“victims” of the Hurricane. What you will not see, but what we
witnessed, were the real heroes and sheroes of the hurricane relief
effort: the working class of New Orleans. The maintenance workers who
used a fork lift to carry the sick and disabled. The engineers, who
rigged, nurtured and kept the generators running. The electricians who
improvised thick extension cords stretching over blocks to share the
little electricity we had in order to free cars stuck on rooftop parking
lots. Nurses who took over for mechanical ventilators and spent many
hours on end manually forcing air into the lungs of
unconscious patients to keep them alive. Doormen who rescued folks stuck
in elevators.

Refinery workers who broke into boat yards, “stealing” boats to rescue
their neighbors clinging to their roofs in flood waters. Mechanics who
helped hot-wire any car that could be found to ferry people out of the
City. And the food service workers who scoured the commercial
kitchens improvising communal meals for hundreds of those stranded.

Most of these workers had lost their homes, and had not heard from
members of their families, yet they stayed and provided the only
infrastructure for the 20% of New Orleans that was not under water.

On Day 2, there were approximately 500 of us left in the hotels in the
French Quarter. We were a mix of foreign tourists, conference attendees
like ourselves, and locals who had checked into hotels for safety and
shelter from Katrina. Some of us had cell phone contact with family and
friends outside of New Orleans. We were repeatedly told that all sorts
of resources including the National Guard and scores of buses were
pouring in to the City. The buses and the other
resources must have been invisible because none of us had seen them.

We decided we had to save ourselves. So we pooled our money and came up
with $25,000 to have ten buses come and take us out of the City. Those
who did not have the requisite $45.00 for a ticket were subsidized by
those who did have extra money. We waited for 48 hours for the buses,
spending the last 12 hours standing outside, sharing the limited water,
food, and clothes we had. We created a priority boarding area for the
sick, elderly and new born babies. We waited late into the night for the
“imminent” arrival of the buses. The buses never arrived. We later
learned that the minute the arrived to the City limits, they were
commandeered by the military.

By day 4 our hotels had run out of fuel and water. Sanitation was
dangerously abysmal. As the desperation and despair increased, street
crime as well as water levels began to rise. The hotels turned us out
and locked their doors, telling us that the “officials” told us to
report to the convention center to wait for more buses. As we entered
the center of the City, we finally encountered the National Guard. The
Guards told us we would not be allowed into the Superdome as the City’s
primary shelter had descended into a humanitarian and health hellhole.

The guards further told us that the City’s only other shelter, the
Convention Center, was also descending into chaos and squalor and that
the police were not allowing anyone else in. Quite naturally, we asked,
“If we can’t go to the only 2 shelters in the City, what was
our alternative? ” The guards told us that that was our problem, and no
they did not have extra water to give to us. This would be the start of
our numerous encounters with callous and hostile “law enforcement”.

(Continued in Part 2)

George Lakoff Nails it Again

Posted in Culture on September 10th, 2005 by tucker g perry

George Lakoff hits the nail on the head. Again.

This was not just incompetence (though there was plenty of it), not just a natural disaster (though nature played its part), not just Bush (though he is accountable). This is a failure of moral and political philosophy — a deadly failure. That is the deep truth behind this human tragedy, humanly caused.

Link.

pitch black II

Posted in Reviews on September 10th, 2005 by Jeff

It’s rare that soft drinks get a sequel; Crystal Pepsi certainly didn’t get another ride around the block, but Mountain Dew has decided to amp up the sheer cliff-climbing extremity of their “Pitch Black” grape cola and *take it to 11!* (Steve Vai guitar solo)

Now, I’ve never been a fan of “Code Red”, “Livewire”, or the first “Pitch Black”; but “Pitch Black II”, ooh la-la, trés magnifique! This is the best Mountain Dew sub-product yet. It’s like they took caffienated, carbonated, grape Sweet Tarts and somehow *milked* them. The end result is so very unhealthy that the mere idea that this fizzy junk might somehow actually improve athletic performance is a David-Copperfield sized illusion of marketing along the line of making the Great Wall of China disappear. Well done, PepsiCo!

Due to the bright blue foam emitted by a dark purple liquid, I have little doubt that the soda is carcinogenic, so try one soon, before “Mountain Dew: Pitch Black II” is legally declared a national health hazard and pulled off the market.

~jeff

firefox 1.5b

Posted in Technology on September 10th, 2005 by Jeff

The very best browser for Windows & Linux (and the second best browser for Mac OS X) is about to get a new 1.5 revision. Get the new beta here.

The new build does in fact feel faster, the UI has been nicely tidied up, and I love the idea of an update mechanism that actually works. I don’t entirely see the use of “drag n’ drop” tab reordering, though.

But the real news is the added support for SVG, CSS2, CSS3, support for Apple’s “canvas” vector graphics HTML extensions, and XForms. That’s all going to be fun to play with, and will mean prettier and more interactive web pages for everyone.

Except Internet Explorer users.

~jeff