tucker appreciation day


As you all know, Sept. 6th is Tucker Perry Appreciation Day! Post your warm thoughts and Photoshop compositions involving Tucker Perry below.

~jeff

7 Responses to “tucker appreciation day”

  1. Jeff Says:

    I read that Tucker Perry single-handedly won the Spanish-American War of 1898, even despite a bad dust-pollen allergy; and, long those lines, it was his propensity for throwing gobs of uncooked bread at his fellow soldiers that earned the nickname “doughboy” for front line American soldiers during WWI.

  2. Joshua Says:

    I heard Tucker once ate an entire cow!

  3. Jeff Says:

    The way I heard it, I heard Tucker saved the cow from poachers, befriended it, taught it to read *and* write in English and Spanish — **then** he ate it after the cow had tried to cheat him at “Uno” by pocketing a couple of “Wild Card Draw 4″ cards in its cud.

  4. Evan Says:

    I didn’t know anyone appreciated Tucker.

  5. Jeff Says:

    I just got a call expaining that what really happened is that Tucker was working down in southern Arizona as a “golpe de la boca del caballo del señor”, or what we call a “horse-mouth puncher”. The locals would pay him in pesos to punch horses in the mouth for their amusement. Anyway, he punched one so hard that the horse immediately ascended to heaven and took a seat right aside our Lord; and that is, I believe, what is being commemorated in the painting above.

  6. Joshua Says:

    I heard Tucker was composed entirely of xenon and can travel faster than light!

  7. Blephis Says:

    Tucker servizi offerti da questo sito (come la consultazione degli annunci delle accompagnatrici escort e delle modelle) non sono diretti verso Paesi nei quali essi sono o potrebbero essere illegali. L’accesso a tale materiale da territorio nei quali i relativi contenuti sono illegali è espressamente proibito.

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