real, actual photo of Steve Perry
Once, the wise, wise Jeff said, “I think if Steve Perry was alive to see this, he might”
And without further ado, I present to you…
Mr. Steve Perry!
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Once, the wise, wise Jeff said, “I think if Steve Perry was alive to see this, he might”
And without further ado, I present to you…
Mr. Steve Perry!
No one’s joking. We’re dead serious.
C’mon you guys…Steve will always live in the hearts of all who love him and his great voice…nice guy too…
Indeed. That’s how we should remember Steve “Dirofilaria Immitis” Perry.
Heart worm… clever.
Hey, Jeff, is there a way to make Misty an honorary L-Dopan for her tireless service to our cause?
So if Steve Perry is a heart worm, which type of bug are you, Joshua? The always beloved roach, termite or bed bug? lol
Hey, you’re the one who said he’d live in our hearts. I was agreeing with you!
Myself, I’m Tuck and/or Roll.
You fired!
Little known fact — the song “Heartlight” was written by Neil Diamond about Steve Perry, and if you check the wikipedia, I can make sure it is also there.
Jeff, you’re an ass.
It’s important to note that we’re coming up on the 4th anniversary of us making fun of Steve Perry, who is dead.
Jeff, I’m not at all sure he is.
In any event, I’m pretty sure of the following:
• We’re not actually making fun of Steve Perry. We’ve done no actual research and so, can’t make fun of anything he’s actually done, said, or been, since we’re almost wholly ignorant of the man, despite his having saturated the airwaves when we were kids.
• Another little-known fact: “Heartlight”, written about E.T., still makes Steve Perry blush behind his grilled ham and cheese sandwich. Rumor has it that Steve Perry secretly can heal with a touch and has a very flabby chest. Conclusions are left as an exercise to the reader.
• This ongoing conversation has pushed the Real, Actual Photo of Steve Perry to the first page of Google image hits for “Steve Perry”, two positions ahead of The DilDozer.
I have a headache.
Research has shown, however that:
• Google Searches for “Steve Perry dead” just show lots and lots of pages about how he’s not dead, or pages about how he’s alive, or people explaining what he’s been doing since “Foolish Heart”. (I consider this a strategic error on our part, as we actually didn’t claim that Steve Perry was dead, but Richard Pryor, who is not only dead, but is easily confused with Steve Perry)
• Google Searches for “Steve Perry Richard Pryor” come straight to this post.
• At the top of the comments, GARO says that Steve Perry should still be singing with Journey because she saw him in 1992, 14 years earlier, and he could still sing.
• Now that’s 18 years ago. Which reminds me of what Jeff just said: on August 9, 2009, it will be the fourth year since this post’s birth and its semiannual revivification by fans of Steve Perry, who are making believe we said something disparaging about him, despite the unrelenting awesomeness of the Rea,l Actual Photo at the top of the thread.
Misty, Richard Pryor could fix that for you with his light-up finger.
I’d rather Steve Perry fix it with his sexy, soulful, passionate voice…
Mmmmm.
Hear, hear.
…
MmmmmMMMmmmm.
Yep. Mmmmm.
All this talk about Steve Perry’s life just makes me miss him more. R.I.P. Steve Perry
Mmmmm.
All this boils down to is that Steve Perry has one of the greatest voices ever. Nothing anybody says can change that fact…
It’s why we all miss him so much.
Even the spam appreciates Steve Perry.