Is this some sort of alternate universe Jeff? Like, Bizarro Jeff?
Jeff, you know what you have to do. Do it silently and quickly. Leave no stains, no witnesses, not half-heard cries in the night, nothing that would let the citizens of the future know what dark thing transpired this night.
August 5th, 2005 at 8:49 am
you’re a lovely man for posting this.
August 9th, 2005 at 2:27 am
Is this some sort of alternate universe Jeff? Like, Bizarro Jeff?
Jeff, you know what you have to do. Do it silently and quickly. Leave no stains, no witnesses, not half-heard cries in the night, nothing that would let the citizens of the future know what dark thing transpired this night.