Archive for July, 2005

settle a bet

July 28th, 2005

Jeff to Sarah:

Josh and I were talking the other day and he seems to think you are
a suicide girl. I say you aren’t, yet. Who’s right?

~Perfectly Perplexed in Porthampton, Passachusetts

Sarah to Jeff:

>Pear PP in PP,
>
>Pi still have not. i pseem to be TOO plazy to take some pictures.
>sigh. soon, pthough.
>
>perhaps you have a suggestion as to a theme. the only rules are that
>you start out clothed, and end up naked. i’ve thought about doing a
>fire one. . . probably that would be my best bet. . . but if you have
>any suggestions, they are more than welcome. :)
>
>~psincerely, psarah

Jeff to Sarah:

Your theme: “The Galveston Hurricane”. I believe it will be sexy *and* educational. Long considered the deadliest
hurricane in U.S. history, it caused an estimated 6000-8000 deaths in
the year 1900. You play a sexxxy daguerreotype-maker who is outside
in the storm trying to quickly create a news daguerreotype of a Texas
orphanage blowing away, but as you work, each piece of clothing is
stripped away by the gusting winds, piece by piece, until you are
completely naked and for some reason bending over and sucking on a
lollypop.

Oh, and, you’re welcome.

~jeff