uncool is the new cool

July 20th, 2005

Sounds just like what an uncool person would say; everyone mentioned in this story probably should be thrown into a volcano. I just hope I live long enough to see my many dreams of volcano-based cultural justice happen.

Also, I guarantee you won’t finish reading this — your brain will try to protect you, and as such, it will send a signal to your arm that will move your cursor to the “close” box well before the end.

~jeff



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2 Responses to “uncool is the new cool”

  1. Joshua says:
    July 20, 2005 at 10:39 pm

    OH MY GOD MAKE THE WORDS STOP HAPPENIN– oh, they did.

  2. Tucker says:
    July 27, 2005 at 10:56 am

    I’m sitting at a conference full of tech nerds and science teachers, and trust me, uncool is still alive and well, and very much not cool.